Thankfully, there's been no morning sickness...

Can you read that?

Two double lines.

That's right folks.

We're expecting.

Due date: April 7, 2012.

We've kept it quiet for a while because, well, we weren't sure how people would react.

You know, people might think we're crazy having this many babies.

Please don't be mad.

We didn't even tell our parents about it until 35 days ago.

They were pretty excited, to say the least.

The kids are excited, too.

Only, their excitement diminished some when we told them that we wouldn't be able to keep all of our progeny, and would have to sell some off.

And I must say, for the amount of extra living souls being incubated,

the weight gain has been minimal. You can hardly tell there is more than one in there!

You see, we are expecting multiples.

More than one.

Plural.

Definitely less than 18, but for sure more than 1.

(It's still a little unclear.

We opted out of an ultrasound.

They are pretty pricey when you aren't covered by insurance.)

That's a lot of mouths to feed.

It can get quite expensive.

And stinky.

Newborns only smell good for the first little while.

After the first few days, we'll have to fumigate, what with all those

little babes running around.

Either that or employ my sister through the sales of Scentsy.

I wonder what will mask the smell of puppy poop?

Hmmmmm?

Oohhh.

Did I forget to tell you we were expecting puppies?

Sorry 'bout that.

You must have been so happy, then surprised, then upset about the sale of some of our human offspring.

We would never do that!

The risk of getting caught is just too great.