Ramble, ramble, ramble

~I like shoes. I really, really like shoes.
~I am bothered by Facebook. I have no valid reasons why.
~My eyes are tired.
~I would like my house to automatically clean itself.
~I would love to fly away to somewhere tropical.
~Today is almost the middle of the month.
~I have worn "real" pants only a handful of times in the past few weeks. Translation: I love wearing my comfortable "stretchy pants"; aka the pants I wear when I want to embarrass Corrine. She always asks me why I'm wearing my pajamas. Not that I wear them to bed or solely to embarrass her, they're just really comfy.
~I am excited to be taking banjo lessons.
~Does anyone want to take over childcare for a 3 year old, twice a week for 4 hours? Just long enough for me to miss her.
~I would like to munch on some cinnamon bears. Do you have some you would like to share? I ate all of mine already.
~My Christmas tree is still up. That would be the awesomeness of having an artificial tree; taking it down only when absolutely necessary.
~I have no unread emails.
~I have a new favorite song that has a pretty rad beat and makes me want to sing it loud but unfortunately my children are getting old enough to understand innuendos.
~I like to read books. Do you have any you would recommend?
~The boys in my scout troop made me laugh pretty hard last night.
~It rained today, which is expected, BUT! I was sad that it meant that winter is not over, and has only just begun.
~Now I am singing "We've Only Just Begun" by The Carpenters.
~That's a funny song. I much prefer the one that goes, "I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation and the only explanation I can find is the love that I've found ever since you've been around. Your love's put me at (on?) the top of the world."
~I just remembered my favorite Sesame Street episode from when I was little. Crystal Gayle was on there and signing a song. Can't remember which one, but that was when I decided that I loved her. I loved her hair. I still sort of do, only I'm glad I'm not the one buying her shampoo and conditioner.
~Speaking of Sesame Street and Muppets, I also loved this little ditty with Sandra Bullock when she was a guest on The Muppet Show:

~Apparently, the zodiac signs have changed. So instead of being analyzing, practical, reflective, observing and thoughtful, I am now all about ruling, warmth, generosity, being faithful, and taking the initiative. It sort of works; I really do like to be warm.
*sigh*
~And all of this nonsensical rambling means two things. It's January and I need a pedicure.