To add to his resumè

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Michael is expanding his resumè and trying to add more skills to his already long list of qualifications.

Other possible additions may include but are not limited to:


Bowhunting skills
SleepTalking skills
Falling-asleep-in-less-than-a-minute skills
Binocular looking skills
Animal spotting skills
Making-up-words-to-songs skills
Story telling skills
Present wrapping skills
Hole punching skills
Googling skills
And pencil sharpening skills
The list just goes on and on for this guy.

Now go back and read it while you squint your eyes, breathe through your mouth, speak with lots of feeling and slouch a little. Only then will you be reading it in the manner with which it was written: Napoleon Dynamite style.

(Halloween 2006)
FYI: I'll pay for posting this photo.

Comments

Unknown said…
ERMA, he doesn't look a day over...22 like you said even though he is sporting a great goatee! Ah I love how the list goes on and on, now you need to update your resume'!
November 11, 2009 at 12:42 PM
Emily said…
Don't tell Miguel, but I have to show Olin this manly of manly pictures. It suits him. . .um ya.
November 11, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Emily B. said…
wats up wil long black hair? shouldb't be curly? Or is he the otehr darker skinned guy
November 12, 2009 at 11:02 PM
Crystal said…
That must have been some haircut!! I always new Michael was someone who lived on the wild side. Isn't that when you met him? We all know you are a little wild too!
November 15, 2009 at 8:21 AM
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