To add to my list of "I never should have..."

crepuscular \kri-PUS-kyuh-lur\, adjective:
Of, pertaining to, or resembling twilight; dim

eminence grise \ay-mee-nahn(t)s-GREEZ\, noun:
a person who wields power or exerts influence behind the scenes

affectation \af-ek-TAY-shuhn\, noun:
an artificial way of talking or behaving put on to impress others; pretense

florid \FLOR-id\, adjective:
Flushed with red; of a lively reddish color.

I guess...no wait. I don't guess. I KNOW I gave in to the pressure and let Corrine and Hunter watch Twilight-a. A friend let me borrow it and honestly, I had no desire to watch it a 4th time. See cuz the first time was with the book club, then Crystal, then with Andrea. And truly, I had had my fill. But Michael was dying to watch it, so I begrudgingly sat down to watch it with him, and with it being a weekend, we let Corrine stay up to watch it with us. I skipped over all the questionable parts and felt very good about my editing skills, so when the movie was over we sent her off to bed to dream of puppies and rainbows and unicorns. Being stalked by vampires.
Only problem is, that the next night, I went out with a friend and SeƱor let both kids watch it. Unsupervised and unedited. So if they do end up with vampire complexes, etc., don't come crying to me.
Unfortunately, all Corrine can talk about, draw about, think about, make signs for her door about, is vampires. As documented below.


You must trust me when I say that in this case, I am not the eminence grise. She did this all on her own. Her favorite colors now are blue and silver. What? You thought I was going to say red and black didn't you? Ha! Gotcha. She only cares for colors of a florid nature when her writings pertain to that of the crepuscular. Deep down, we are all hoping that this is simply an affectation. Something she'll grow out of. Hopefully before the next 3 movies are made. Because even though you don't believe me, I won't make it through another viewing of
TWILIGHT-A!

Comments

Jesika said…
Unless I come to Oregon or you come to Arizona! We are SO watching it TOGETHER!
Unknown said…
Hilarious! Ah the good ole days of trying to shield your babies from all the horrifying events of movie making...hmmm where does "Sponge Bob Square Pants" fit into all of this....he is so VULGAR it amazes me how anyone can watch him! Believe me...Twilight is much less of a nightmare than "SPONGE BOB" lol

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