Today's News
I've decided that you all need more of me. This means that every Saturday is now going to be the Good News/Bad News Day post. Ok? Because the world needs some news that doesn't involve a stimulus plan, or crooked politicians, or monkeys sending people to ICU.
Behold. Your first installment.


Behold. Your first installment.
Good news:
Wal-Mart got new shopping carts. Last night. They're pretty sweet. And smooth and no noises.
Bad news:
We got the one that was dirty. Baby sat in baby seat and got some disgusting greasy (like auto grease) smelling substance on her LIGHT PINK PANTS. Stupid Wal-Mart.
Good news:
We got Strawberry Whoppers.
Bad news:
Baby didn't eat the Whoppers. She held them in her hand and they melted all over causing her to wipe them on Mama's pants.
Good news:
Michael's (the store) had tons of fun stuff on sale. For a dollar!
Bad news:
We are on a budget.
Good news:
I still bought me something. Maybe it's sparkley.
Bad news:
They didn't have any "E"s.
Good news:
I don't care. I got an "O". It stands for "Ohhhh Mama", "Ohhhh Baby", "OooooHooooHoooo!", and my favorite, courtesy of Corrine: "Ooooh La La!"
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