Sometimes...

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...I am so funny.
Like when I posted a Wednesday's Word post on a Tuesday and someone thought I was posting about the election and they sent me a nasty message, when in reality I was talking about Michael getting his deer and now I don't know what we'll do with all the wild game meat in our freezer. Duh, people. Didn't you get the not-so-hidden message about eating our enemies? Some might think you footless, but I for a fact know you are not. But thanks for thinking me a much deeper and therefore subliminal person. I'll take that with a big huge smile and a happy little wave in your direction.
*SMILE*
footless \FOOT-lihs\, adjective:
1. without a foot or feet
2. figuratively, without support; not substantial
3. inept, awkward.
And yes, this is truly the word of the day sent directly to my inbox. I seriously giggled out loud, causing my baby to look up in surprise at the crazy person who has taken over her mother's body, because not only was I laughing uncontrollably, but I was doing it while brushing my teeth and as as a result, I choked on spit and toothpaste causing it to spew all over her freshly shampooed hair.

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