I'll say it. Out loud. Cheezeee.


I think if you haven't read the books, you stand a better chance of liking the movie. Having said that, it wasn't horrible. Just not A+++. Only A+. Because it made me laugh hysterically.I wasn't expecting it to be comedic, at all! It did give me a little thrill to see (sorta) my old neighborhood featured. (Hello Kalama high school!) And I feel a bit like a traitor. Who knew I would be somewhat attracted to Carlisle Cullen?
Maybe their makeup could have been a bit better. OK, a lot better. And their acting could have used some fine tuning. It wasn't all bad. There were parts where Rob Pattinson had me believing in vampires. But, they looked too made up and like they were trying too hard to be acting. And Jasper. Yeah, he was just some freaky dude with way bad hair and creepy bug eyes. I think the characters needed to be a bit more developed and more time spent on the relationship of Ed and Bells instead of, like, two seconds of, "Eww your stinky" to "Hmm. Can't live without you." But the kissing...Delishush. And the, "I'm going to bite your neck now" gave me the shivers.

Despite popular consensus, I kinda did like the soundtrack. It totally worked for the movie.
One of my friends sent me a link to a spoof on the movie, and I believe this is what had me in hysterics throughout the show. If you haven't seen the real movie trailer, then this won't make sense to you. So, also for your viewing pleasure, I'll link to the trailer. Just be sure to watch this first.
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