How I plan on spending my Saturday morning

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Because of our country's recent decline into recession, I have come to the conclusion that I need to look for a job. While racking my brain, I came up with a solution: I just need to become famous. That right there will help out immensely. Now, when one becomes famous, one needs to sign autographs, right? Which leads me to the activity that will occupy my morning and quite possibly, my whole day. I will be working on my signature. I will test, and try every flare and curve and slant of my name until it is a work of art. Then, my friends, will I be ready to sit back and wait to be discovered.

Comments

Tamara with a "T" said…
Oh my gosh Em! What a great idea! Let me know how that works out for you...
October 11, 2008 at 3:19 PM
Mandy said…
I have to say that if anyone can make it work you can! Please tell me what your secret is.
October 11, 2008 at 4:46 PM
Danielle said…
Duh! That's a fabulous idea. You should also buy a miniature dog and carry it around in a little purse and feed it biscuits from a little pocket in the purse. The kids might get a little jealous. Maybe just put Laynee in a little purse instead. The media probably won't notice.
October 12, 2008 at 9:07 AM
Terrie said…
You're a genius! I bet if you can get a couple of people to follow you around and in a crowded spot like Walmart, they can start screeming and you can hide behind your big dark sun glasses and sign a few autographs as they hand you a dollar or two. I wonder how many other people would start to gather around and follow suit. Like Mandy said, if anyone can do it, you can!
October 13, 2008 at 3:22 PM
The Raguskus Family said…
steve has often joked about sitting out with a sign that says my wife is in nursing school would you like to donate to us...or something stupid to that effect. we have really wondered, could it possibly work? then he could walk around the corner and get into his spiffy car and drive to our mansion in the country...i have seen it on dateline like a 100 times. i think you could totally be famous.
October 15, 2008 at 10:11 PM
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