The Sancho-Perez Survey

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This is fun! I saw this on my sis's blog (Tamara's) and it was fun.


1. If you could be a birthmark, where would you be?
Gorbechoff's (sp?) head. Think of all the international secrets I would know.
2. If you had to walk around all day in a penguin suit which city would you walk around in? Bejing. I like to blend.

3. Would you rather kiss Montel Williams or Jerry Springer?
French kiss? Eww.

4. Would you rather tickle George Bush or pick a fight with The Incredible Hulk?
What if I beat up The Hulk with G.W.'s arms?
5. If you were a piece of bread about to be eaten, what would you want spread all over you first? Honeeeeeey.
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6. ..And who would you want to eat you?
Honeyman

7. You know how there's peanut butter?
And Honey?

8. If you were an aloe vera plant who would you want to cut you open and spread you all over their sunburned body?
Female: Martha Stewart. I'd like to be a balm on her wounded soul. Male: Buddy, on the movie Elf.

9. Would you rather appear to be three feet to the left of where you really are OR not exist on December 18th every year?
I would recommend laser eye surgery for that

10. If you had to refer to yourself in the third person from now on, would you rather be known as "The Ambassador" or "Princess Bananahammic"...as in "The Ambassador would like more pie."
Well, I think we all know the answer to that one.

**Intermission*** da da daaa [elevator music] da baba dadabaaaaaa

Okay now some multiple choice.

What is your favorite color?
a. bluish
b. clearish
c. pumpkin spice
d. glitter (Because I am slowly becoming an Edward fan. Have you read Twilight yet?)

What's your favorite smell?
a. feet (baby feet smell oh-so-sweet)
b. the skin in between your fingers
c. ear wax
d. pumpkin spice

What's your best feature?
a. kidney
b. your mole(s) (Because you just can't help but stare.)
c. your knuckles
d. your uvula

What's your favorite pet name?
a. Harold
b. Mr. Hippo
c. Pumpkin Spice (As in, Pumpkin Spice would like some pie.)
d. Regina Philange

Hey, you know how there's peanut butter AND jelly? In one bottle?
a. yes
b. no
c. maybe
d. pumpkin spice (I like to smell the candles.)


If you don't like this survey email Sancho Perez at sanchoperez@sanchoperez.sanchoperez
I tag Danielle.

Comments

Jami said…
Okay, this survey was a total wack job, but I thought it was hilarious! It doesn't make any sense, but totally my kind of deal! :0)

And as far as Edward and Jacob, I think you'll see what I mean when you read Breaking Dawn. She may still end up with Jacob and I just have a lot of respect for Edward or she may end up with Edward... Not going to say, but Edward finally grew on me. You may be surprised if/when he grows on you too. So READ IT! HA HA. :0)
August 6, 2008 at 6:53 AM
Tamara with a "T" said…
I think Sancho Perez is hot! This survey isn't so wierd. It's like real life questions that we really never think about. Snort...wheezle.
August 9, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Danielle said…
I love this survey. I wonder who wrote it? They seem kind of weird.
August 9, 2008 at 3:24 PM
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