Round here, we like hair, promiscuity, and online quizzes

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You all know how I love to take these stupid, silly online quizzes, just to see how accurate they are. And they probably have like 7 answers that they randomly change out for the general public. One time I took a quiz and it said that I was comparable to Oprah. We have the same color skin, the same interest in depressing books, and we both like to interrupt people. Needless to say, they were spot on!
So I couldn't resist taking a couple more. This site, however, claims to have over 64 different responses, because they really do know just how unique people are. Sweet! So here are my two different answers as to which book(s) I am.




You're The Hobbit!

by J.R.R. Tolkien

All you wanted was a nice cup of tea when some haggard crazy old man
came into your life and told you it was time to do something with yourself. Now you're
all conflicted about whether to stick with your stay-at-home lifestyle or follow this
crazy person into the wild. While you're very short and a little furry, you seem to be
surrounded by an even greater quantity of short folks lately. Try not to lose your ring,
but keep its value in perspective!


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

As for this one: How did they know I'm so hairy? And about those short folks. Someone once told me to stay away from the water. Little did I know just where drinking it would lead me...
My preciouses!






You're Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Now. How do I break the news to Michael? He's either going to be really disappointed or really excited. He gets so mad when I buy bottled water!

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