Just call me Nancy Drew
Problem: Quiet house. A spring breeze inside quiet house. Missing baby.
Follow the clues...
Milk droplets on my knocked over, get-out-of-my-way, boot.
An I-can't-be-bothered-with-this bib tossed into the corner of the kitchen.
The where-is-my-sippy-cup cupboards open, next to my-jungle-gym-playland dishwasher.
Her favorite Find-the-bird-book-not-endorsed-by-
the-Audobon-Society on the floor in the front room.
The OUTSIIIIDDE! front door wide open.
An I-might-need-this-later diaper placed just so on the front porch.
The culprit. No, not the dog. The baby. She is speedy, quiet, and oh-so-sweetly mischievous. Problem solved. Case closed.
Follow the clues...
Milk droplets on my knocked over, get-out-of-my-way, boot.
An I-can't-be-bothered-with-this bib tossed into the corner of the kitchen.
The where-is-my-sippy-cup cupboards open, next to my-jungle-gym-playland dishwasher.
Her favorite Find-the-bird-book-not-endorsed-by-the-Audobon-Society on the floor in the front room.
The OUTSIIIIDDE! front door wide open.
An I-might-need-this-later diaper placed just so on the front porch.
The culprit. No, not the dog. The baby. She is speedy, quiet, and oh-so-sweetly mischievous. Problem solved. Case closed.
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